Mood:
Discouraged, but calm
Listening
to: My own typing
So
I’m just passing some time. A little bummed out that my daughter has not
decided that I can be relieved of this awfully uncomfortable state of late
pregnancy, but generally content. I just
had to blog about this because it represented to me one of those perfectly
ironic moments in life where you just sit back and say to yourself, “You have
to be kidding me.” Now I don’t want any hate mail. I know it’s not PC to call
anyone fat. Well, tough. My blog, my wording. And I calls them how I sees them. Anyhow, since I so resemble a laughing Buddha
right now, I reserve the right to laugh. I’m a fat chick too. All right, it’s
pregnant fat, but still fat.
So I was out recently in a bout of warmer
weather and I noticed an overweight chick wearing a playboy bunny on her shirt.
Now I’m not talking a healthy, curvy chick with a few extra pounds, I’m talking a chick who had some serious rolls
hanging out of this outfit. Which happened to be WAY too tight, but come one,
it was a playboy wear. We were out on
the street, so it’s not like we were in a gym or anything. So I’m okay with
that. Hell, I love the playboy bunny myself. I happened to turn around after
she passed me and noticed that she had “Playboy Athletic Wear” plastered on her
oversized behind. (one of which I also possess, but anyhow…) I seriously
thought was going to roll down the street laughing. Having the playboy bunny on
your shirt is one thing. It’s gutsy, and it doesn’t matter much who you are.
Having their athletic wear on your biker shorts that are a few sizes too small
for your overweight frame is quite another.
Let’s dig in, shall we? Since when does playboy make athletic wear – or
any wear for that matter – that heavier people can fit into? I never could fit into
anything of theirs, and I was a curvy chick before getting knocked up for the
second time. Second of all, does she not realize the almost unholy irony in
wearing that? Playboy idolizes (and yes, trivializes) women in general by
turning them all into plastic, blond, size 0, shaved, bimbos that are glorified
sex toys. You. Do. Not. Fit. The. Description.! Not
many people look good in spandex. Pulling it off is one of those things that
only uber skinny women can do. Kind of like wearing skinny jeans and looking
good in them. Why would you draw attention to your ass by advertising playboy
athletic wear? I mentioned this in
another blog. Everyone has a mirror. Please to look in it before stepping out
of the house. If you are not sure, enlist an honest friend. One who doesn’t want you to go out of the house looking
like a supreme idiot. We all have at least one friend like that.
Hope
everyone is having a good week. Hopefully next time I blog I can spread some
good news about having a baby. I’ll warn you first so you don’t have to sit
through a mom blog if you don’t want to.
Arrivederci.
Becky
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